He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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