is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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