Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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