I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
