I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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