Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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