i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
birth control should be required to get into college
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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