We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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