Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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