he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
