I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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