So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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