ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
