I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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