fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
another moral hangover. fuck.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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