And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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