If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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