That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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