whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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