she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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