i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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