There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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