If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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