I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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