wat bout pragnant strippers??
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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