The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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