Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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