what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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