What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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