I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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