the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Randomize
