just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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