What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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