If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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