You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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