Whats the glycemic index on semen?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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