I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Of course I have a pirate flag
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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