In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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