He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Do I have a choice?
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Randomize
