For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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