Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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