I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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