im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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