Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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