That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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