dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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