I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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