She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Still dying that you shit outside
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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