I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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