i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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