its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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