would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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