when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize
