Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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