This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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