Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
vagina is talking i cant
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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