ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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