hell yes lets make some ravioli
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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