Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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