Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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